114 Shopping Days Until Christmas
People, it's 100 degrees F (36 degrees C) here today, and I live in the northern hemisphere, which means we have Christmas in the winter. When it's cold. (Well, relatively cold ... I am in L.A. ....) But I AM JUST NOT READY TO THINK ABOUT CHRISTMAS SHOPPING YET!!! [/end venting]
*goes off to find the nearest air conditioner and stand in front of it*