Karen (aswanargent) wrote,
Karen
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Something fun today

Just something fun to celebrate Friday.  This came from my sister, who got it from a colleague at her office.  Enjoy!

15 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1.  At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.  See if they slow down.

2.  Page yourself over the intercom.  Don't disguise your voice.

3.  Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In".

4.  Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks.  Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

5.  In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Sexual Favors".

6.  Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

7.  As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

8.  Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go".

9.  Sing along at the opera.

10.  Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

11.  Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

12.  When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won!  I won!"

13.  When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

14.  Tell your children over dinner:  "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity ......

15.  Send this message to someone to make them smile.  It's called therapy.

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