If I'd known it was your birthday I'd have baked a cake
Well, actually I wouldn't, but I might have managed a card, because 60 is a Very Important Birthday. *nods emphatically* However, since a certain someone who shall remain nameless (*frowns*) didn't mention the birthday until I was on my way home from the office tonight, there's not much I can do except say (*clears throat*):
HAPPY
BIRTHDAY,
GARRY!!!
BIRTHDAY,
GARRY!!!
